Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
whatisthisidont-even:

eevee-ray:

Just saw this on Facebook and almost choked so I thought I’d share

are these legit screen caps?!

whatisthisidont-even:

eevee-ray:

Just saw this on Facebook and almost choked so I thought I’d share

are these legit screen caps?!

paintdoktahwho:

"we’re buddhists"

Holy shit Aqua Teen Hunger Force is on TV. I knew staying up late watching SBS on a Thursday night was a good idea.

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

cross-fiction:

elitefourfairytype:

MY ANACONDA DONT


idea by me, art by cross-fiction

The things I agree to draw.

It’s so reassuring to watch Craig Ferguson for the first time in over a year and see him still using the same jokes.

moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

image

what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A