Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

nimrcd:

If you ever feel bad about mistakes you’ve made just remember the original drummer for Green Day left the band to go to college

And was replaced by Tre Cool

I had to change the light bulb in my room and it’s slightly duller than the old one and now room is just that bit darker and it’s putting me off like animals during an eclipse.

fagbarbie:

it was so sweet of Miley and Katy to bring homeless men as their dates :)

ryguanos:

rollerskater:

Imagine if tumblr scrolled left to right instead of up and down

ErrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO!!!!!

skatoules:

ΝΑΙ

skatoules:

ΝΑΙ

I Hate Birds is a real album and it’s on YouTube