Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

llamasouls:

im failing biology

eddave:


the detriments of parting your hair on the right

eddave:

the detriments of parting your hair on the right

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

psyducked:

I knew it

psyducked:

I knew it

fat-amy-for-president:

hardener:

person: get off ur high horse

me: image

that is a giraffe. try again.

pleatedjeans:

someone please go frisbee with this guy.